July 2012
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
When you can't find the price tag
really-funny-stuff:
Ella: Vas a terminar harto de mí. Todos los días vienes a verme.
Él: Yo bebo agua durante todo el día y no me enfermó aún.
Ella: Oh, ¡idiota! El agua es esencial para la vida.
Él: ¿Y tú? Eres esencial para mí.
Tener ''amigos'' que cuando les conviene te...
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
“Rompí a llorar. Me encanta esa expresión. No se dice rompí a comer o rompí a...”
– Mathias Malzieu (via semeagotanlasideas)
emiixlouu:
where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
intensifyed:
just a spoonful of sugar helps Voldemort go down
“Aun te Amo
No se si por idiota o por romantico
No se si por novato o por...”
– Ricardo arjona-aun te amo (via patriciob)
Te exigen sinceridad, pero se ofenden si les dices...
No cambié ,solo crecí.
